Men of Tweed, gather ’round and heed my words!
All know that True Manliness, like Samson, comes from True Facial Hair. Pity those that do not grow, and shame on those who shave! This contest from the dark male lair which is Victory Barber and Brand, revels and celebrates all that is Good and Hairy.
Victory has offered to judge the Best Facial Hair Competition, and present a spiffing set of prizes to He-Who-Is Best-Groomed.
Men, focus on your Follicles! Pull at your hairs and stroke them into Glorious Fullness! May the Best Man win!